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What's Karen Matthews favourite contraceptive?

Her Face.
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Joke by Hughesy, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged ugly , bitch , lynch , her , smelly , cunt  - Current Score: 127 - Added: 7 months ago

Saw a hobo walking down the street the other day wearing only one shoe.
"You alright mate?" I asked "Have you lost your shoe?"
He replied "No I found one..."
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Joke by Hughesy, in Jokes with no home > Tramps - Tagged tramp , shoe  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 8 months ago

Why does sperm cost more then blood?

Because its hand made!
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Joke by Hughesy, in Jokes with no home > Medical - Tagged sperm , blood , ab , cunt  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 7 months ago

Little Johnny is sitting on a park bench scoffing his face on a big bag of sweets

An old man comes over to him and begins to stare at him

"What?" johnny says,

"Those will rot your teeth and give you bad health in later life" the old man replies

"Well my grandad ate sweets all his life and he lived to 95!" Johnny says

"95? how?" the old man replies.

"by keeping his fucking mouth shut...."
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Joke by Hughesy, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged little johnny , old man , sweets  - Current Score: 3 - Added: 8 months ago

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