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What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

An ambulance.
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Joke by Ixm, in Illness and mortality > Injury - Tagged injury , head wound , spade , doug , ambulance , anti-joke  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

"Hello Police? It's David Copperfield, My car's disappeared!"
"Should I report it or clap, sir?"
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Joke by Ixm, in Celebrity and news events > David Copperfield - Tagged david copperfield , magic , police  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

Custurd spent 0.05ms doing 8 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.19% angry.
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