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| A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger right into the dead man's anus, withdraws it and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation. Note, I sunk the middle finger but I licked my index." |    |
Joke by JMe, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged anus , finger , students , dead - Current Score: 72 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| There is an old lady in a nursing home whizzing up and down the corridor in her wheel chair when an ex-traffic policeman jumps out and stops her. "You do realize you were speeding just then? Could I have your driving license?" he says. She hands over her library card, he checks it and hands it back with a speeding ticket and lets her get on her way. An hour or two later the same old lady is doing the same laps when the ex-cop once again stops her. "That U-turn did just then was illegal, can I see your license please." Once again she hands over her library card he checks it and sends her on her way. Several minutes pass and she comes zooming down the corridor weaving all over the place. The cop jumps out his room stark bollock naked nursing a massive erection. "FUCK, not the breathalyser again!" utters the old lady. | |
Joke by JMe, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged blow job , old people , traffic , police , wheelchair , erection - Current Score: 67 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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