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Jake Blackwell's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 101 Total Joke Score: 2,882
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 79 hours, 52 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 272 Live Jokes: 85
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 187 Duplicate Jokes: 30


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Religion is just for people who don't understand science. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 559.4

Two guys came knocking at my door once and said: "We want to talk to you about Jesus."

I said: "Oh, no, what's he done now?"
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Joke by Jake Blackwell in Religion - Jesus - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 409.4

Environmentalists say that every day an area the size of Wales is destroyed...

Why is it never Wales?
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Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 190.4

Lionel Messi is favourite to win the World Player of the Year award.

My money's on Tiger Woods.
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Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 132.4

When is the right time for a woman to get a suntan?

When the roof blows off the kitchen.
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Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 126.2

Notice how the blood cells that protect us are white. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 121.2

I've left school now so I had a discussion with my careers adviser.

But I couldn't help but think, "If you're a careers adviser, where did you go wrong?"
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Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 83.2

Did you hear about the blonde who got depressed?

She got that depressed, she decided to shoot herself and her family...

In that order.
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Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 75.2

Unlike many British people, I can have empathy for people in Africa.

I'm starving, I haven't had my breakfast yet.
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Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 59

I've always been passionate about Women's Football and on how to improve it...

They should wear tighter shorts.
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Joke by Jake Blackwell which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 49.2

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