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What has getting your girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car got in common?

Both problems can be easily fixed with a coat hanger
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Joke by Jasper_Scotland, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged pregnancy  - Current Score: 534 - Added: 11 months ago

What's brown and sticky?

Elton John's wedding ring.
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Joke by Jasper_Scotland, in Celebrity and news events > Elton John - Tagged elton john , poof , gay , faggot , shit music  - Current Score: 196 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

What's green and knee high?

Heath Ledger's grass.
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Joke by Jasper_Scotland, in Celebrity and news events > Heath Ledger - Tagged heath ledger  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago

What do you call a German baked bean?

Heinz.
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Joke by Jasper_Scotland, in Jokes with no home > Food - Tagged food , joke , germans , beans  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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