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A boy came running into his house to his mum excitedly yelling "Mum mum, we're sitting round the neighbours watching porn!"

Mum: "WHAT!!?"

The boy: "Relax mum! It's child porn!"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged little johnny , kids , sex , o  - Current Score: 206 - Added: 3 months ago

A hoodie goes to an East End library to get out a book. The assistant says, "in order to borrow a book, you need to prove you're a citizen of London."

So he stabs him.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged hoodies , library , london  - Current Score: 173 - Added: 4 weeks ago

What's the worst thing about gang rape?

Waiting your turn.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged gangs , sex , rape  - Current Score: 169 - Added: 2 months ago

Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS" said Tom.
"Oh fuck" said Tim.
"Only kidding," said Tom, "I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it."		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged aids , arse , fucking , o  - Current Score: 156 - Added: 7 months ago

What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook tea with the right, sweep with one leg, dust with the other, give a blow job and open beer with her arse??

A SwissArmyWife		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged useful , corny , wife  - Current Score: 111 - Added: 7 months ago

What's faster than a speeding bullet?

A Jew with a coupon.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged tight , jewish , yid , o  - Current Score: 111 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged fucked , o  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 month ago

Where else but Wales can you get a fuck, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged wales , sheep shagging , beastiality , sex , o  - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago

To Sickipedia from a Happy Hammers Fan..!
(..to the tune of Sing a Song of Sixpence)

Sing a song of Chelsea
And how they lost the cup
They took the game to penalties
Then John Terry fucked it up
The team all looked like Avram
The players were so glum
But me I havn't laughed so much
Since Lampard lost his mum		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , chelsea , man utd , john terry , frank lampard , song , rhyme , champions league cup , avram , o  - Current Score: 92 - Added: 2 months ago

People are now suing companies like Benson and Hedges because smoking has caused them cancer, Nestle for chocolate that's made them fat, and more recently McDonald's because a coffee was served up too hot!

So now I'm thinking... I wonder if I could sue Budweiser for all the ugly blokes I've slept with?		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Ugly - Tagged drinking , sued , o  - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 month ago

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