| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 2 | Total Joke Score: | 11,695 |
| Country: |
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Total Time Active: | 24 hours, 24 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 330 | Live Jokes: | 128 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 202 | Duplicate Jokes: | 88 |
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Joke by Lovelace in Sex and shit - Tits - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 504
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I've just read that men who live in Reykjavik, on average have the biggest penises in the world. So that's why mums go to Iceland. |
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| The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes! |
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Joke by Lovelace in Sex and shit - Karma Sutra - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 386
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A boy came running into his house to his mum excitedly yelling, "Mum, mum, we're sitting round the neighbour's watching porn!" Mum: "WHAT!!?" Boy: "Relax, mum! It's child porn!" |
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Joke by Lovelace in Sex and shit - Pornography - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
- Current Score: 383.8
Joke by Lovelace in Sex and shit - Tits - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 378.4
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Quick Word Game Turn "SEAL" into "COAT" in four moves SEAL _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ COAT answer: SEAL CLUB CLUB CLUB CLUB COAT |
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Joke by Lovelace in Other - ??? General - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 358.2
| With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills, you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead. |
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Joke by Lovelace in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 347
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Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS" said Tom. "Oh fuck," said Tim. "Only kidding," said Tom, "I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it." |
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Joke by Lovelace in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 315.2
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