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| A boy came running into his house to his mum excitedly yelling "Mum mum, we're sitting round the neighbours watching porn!" Mum: "WHAT!!?" The boy: "Relax mum! It's child porn!" | ![]() |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Pornography - Tagged little johnny , kids , sex , o - Current Score: 206 - Added: 3 months ago
| A hoodie goes to an East End library to get out a book. The assistant says, "in order to borrow a book, you need to prove you're a citizen of London." So he stabs him. | ![]() |
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged hoodies , library , london - Current Score: 173 - Added: 4 weeks ago
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged gangs , sex , rape - Current Score: 169 - Added: 2 months ago
| Tom and Tim were having gay sex. "I've got AIDS" said Tom. "Oh fuck" said Tim. "Only kidding," said Tom, "I just love the way you tightened your arse when I said it." | ![]() |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged aids , arse , fucking , o - Current Score: 156 - Added: 7 months ago
| What woman can wash up with her left hand, cook tea with the right, sweep with one leg, dust with the other, give a blow job and open beer with her arse?? A SwissArmyWife | ![]() |
Joke by Lovelace, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged useful , corny , wife - Current Score: 111 - Added: 7 months ago
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged tight , jewish , yid , o - Current Score: 111 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged fucked , o - Current Score: 100 - Added: 1 month ago
Joke by lovelace, in Religion and racism > Welsh - Tagged wales , sheep shagging , beastiality , sex , o - Current Score: 99 - Added: 1 month, 30 days ago
Joke by lovelace, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged football , chelsea , man utd , john terry , frank lampard , song , rhyme , champions league cup , avram , o - Current Score: 92 - Added: 2 months ago
Joke by lovelace, in Sex and shit > Ugly - Tagged drinking , sued , o - Current Score: 86 - Added: 1 month ago
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