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| This is a quick story about the bond formed between a little girl and a group of building workers. It's allegedly true and makes you want to believe in the goodness of people and that there is hope for the human race. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant building. One day Joe, Steve and a gang of building workers turned up to start building a house on the empty plot. The young family's 5 year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around and eventually the builders, all with hearts of gold, more or less adopted the little girl as a sort of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had tea and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. They even gave her very own hard hat and gloves. At the end of the first week they presented her with a pay envelope containing two pounds in 10p coins. The little girl took her 'pay' home to her mother who suggested that they take the money she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank the cashier was tickled pink listening to the little girl telling her about her 'work' on the building site and the fact she had a 'pay packet'. "You must have worked very hard to earn all this", said the bank cashier. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last week with the men building a big house." "My goodness gracious," said the cashier, "Will you be working on the house again this week, as well?" The little girl thought for a moment and said... "I think so.... Provided those pricks at Jewson deliver the fucking bricks." Supplied by my friend Kai |    |
Joke by Marylin, in Jokes with no home > Cute Kids Stories - Tagged cute , little girl , children , kids , builders , work , money , house - Current Score: 70 - Added: 11 months ago
| A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not rung in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with a main computer, he phoned the employee's home number and was greeted with a child's whisper, 'Hello?' 'Is your Daddy home?' he asked. 'Yes', whispered the small voice. 'May I speak to him?' The child whispered 'No.' Surprised and wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mummy there?' 'Yes.' 'Well may I speak to her, then?' Again the small voice whispered 'No.' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.' Wondering what the police would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak to the policeman?' 'No, he's busy,' whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman,' came the whispered reply. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background coming down the phone, the boss asked 'What's that noise?' 'A helicopter', answered the whispering voice. 'What's going on there?' demanded the boss, now really apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team has just landed a helicopter.' Alarmed, concerned, and a little frustrated, the boss asked 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME!' | |
Joke by Marylin, in Jokes with no home > Cute Kids Stories - Tagged child , children , dad , mum , kids , boss , police , firemen , lost - Current Score: 64 - Added: 11 months ago
| A pharmacist is working when she sees a customer sitting at the balcony. The woman seems a bit worried, so the pharmacist asks her assistant what happened, to which the young girl replies, "she wanted some cough medicine but thought it was too expensive so I gave her some laxative." "What?" said the pharmacist. "Why did you do that? Since when is laxative good for coughs?" "Oh, it is," replied the assistant. "See how she's afraid to cough now. | |
Joke by Marylin, in Illness and mortality > Medicine - Tagged pharmacist , laxatives - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year ago
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