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| Two gays are having sex in an alleyway when they see a policeman walking towards them, they both panic and run like hell, trying to find somewhere to hide. The policeman sprints after them and manages to catch one, whom he beats to shit. When he is satisfied, the policeman stops pummeling the queer and pins him against the wall and shouts: "Where's your fucking boyfriend?! If I find him I'm gonna shove this truncheon right up his arse!" A voice from the darkness whispers: "I'm in the bin!" |    |
Joke by Mattylocke, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gay , queer , queen , police , alley - Current Score: 76 - Added: 9 months, 30 days ago
| A holidaymaker was in a restaurant in Spain, trying to decide what to order, when he saw another customer receive a platter with two giantic steaming balls of meat. He asks the waiter what these are: "Bull cojones, senor!, from ze bull fight!" The man likes the look of these, and decides to make an order for the pair of bollocks from the following week's bullfight. Sure enough, he turns up the next week, and receives a covered platter, and upon opening this he finds two tiny steaming balls, much smaller than the ones he had seen. He asks the waiter why his are so much smaller than last week's, and the waiter replies: "Sometimes, senor, ze bull, he win!" | |
Joke by mattylocke, in Religion and racism > Spanish - Tagged spain , bollocks , bullfight - Current Score: 13 - Added: 5 months ago
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