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| 90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... like in a sandwich or something. |    |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dogs , charlotte church show - Current Score: 363 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| What do you call a lesbian Muslim? A fucking godsend. At least she won't give birth to another dirty, stinking, sweaty, ignorant, robbing, cricket-playing, stone-throwing, bacon-butty-dodging, pyjama-wearing, bomb-making, AK47-wielding, terrorist, murdering, democracy-hating, benefit-cheating, lazy, horrible, good for nothing cunt! God bless equal opportunism and freedom of speech. God save the Queen! | |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , lesbian , dirty , ignorant , murdering , cunt - Current Score: 19 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago
| A Lion, a Tiger and a Chicken were sat around discussing who was the hardest. The Tiger says, "when I roar all the animals run and hide." The Lion says, "huh, when I roar all the animals quake with fear." The Chicken says, "that's nothing, when I sneeze the whole world shits itself." | |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged lion , tiger , chicken , shit , bird flu - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago
| A man goes to the doctor's for a cock extension. The doctor suggests a baby elephant's trunk stitched on, at a cost of £5,000. The man agrees. Six weeks later, whilst having dinner with a new woman, he feels an unusual stirring in his pants and thinks, "this is the night". Whilst chatting over dinner, his cock flies out and steals an apple off the table and then goes back. "Wow!" she says. "Can you do that again?" He says, "my cock can, but I don't think my arse can take another apple." | |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Sex and shit > Elephants - Tagged man , doctors , cock extension , baby elephants trunk , stitched , cost , 5000 , dinner , stirring , pants , cock , apple , table , arse - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. | |
Joke by MissTourettes, in Illness and mortality > Dying - Tagged health freaks , stupid , dying - Current Score: 16 - Added: 3 months ago
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