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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus:

Dear Santa,
Please can you send me a baby brother.
Santa wrote back:
"Send me your mother then ..."
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Joke by Mongfoot2, in Jokes with no home > Christmas - Tagged christmas , santa , sex  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 11 months ago

Two prostitutes chatting on a cold December night. First one says "Well Doris, what are you going to ask Santa for this year??"

"Same as always Vera. £20 for a blow-job, and £50 to take it up the arse".
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Joke by Mongfoot2, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged prostitute , christmas , sex and shit  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year ago

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