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Why are aspirins white?

Because they work.
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Joke by Mrwolf in Racism - ??? Other - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 984.8

I used to hate weddings. All the old dears would poke me and say, "you're next."

They soon stopped when I started saying the same to them at funerals.
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Joke by Mrwolf in Other - Old People - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 930

Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Elizabeth are walking through the park when they are jumped by two thugs. Their habits are ripped from them and the men begin to sexually assault them.

Sister Elizabeth casts her eyes heavenward and cries, "Forgive him Lord, for he knows not what he is doing!"

Sister Mary turns and moans, "Oh God, mine does!!!"
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Joke by Mrwolf in Religion - Nuns - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 852.6

Who's the best Jewish cook?

Hitler.
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Joke by Mrwolf in Celebrities - Adolf Hitler - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 637.2

Why are all the best basketball players black?

Because it involves stealing, shooting and running...
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Joke by Mrwolf in Racism - Black - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 608.2

Two black guys are walking down the street when they see a sign that says, "Turn White for Fifteen Quid." The two men turn their pockets inside out only to discover that one has a twenty pound note and the other one has a ten pound note. Since neither one of them has exactly fifteen pounds, they can't figure out how they can both get turned white... Finally one of them has a stroke of genius.

"You take twenty quid and go in there and get turned white, then when you c [...]

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Joke by Mrwolf in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 455.4

A black man runs into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor I can't stop running around!"

The doctor says, "Okay, take this tablet."

The black man instantly slows down and stops. He said, "WOW! It really worked! I've tried everything! What was it?"

The doctor replies, "It's Persil. It stops coloureds running."
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Joke by Mrwolf in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 423.2

A young black lad asked his dad, "Dad, I have the biggest penis in the third grade. Is it because I'm black?"

The dad replied, "No you retard, it's because you're 17!"
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Joke by Mrwolf in Racism - Black (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 326.2

Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad th [...]

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Joke by Mrwolf in Crime - Incest - Added: 2 years, 8 months ago - Current Score: 273.8

As an elderly lady sat on her front porch reflecting on her long life, a Fairy Godmother suddenly appeared and offered to fulfill three wishes for her.

"Well," said the woman, "I guess I'd like to be rich."

POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned her rocking chair into solid gold.

"And I wouldn't mind being a young and beautiful princess."

POOF: The Fairy Godmother turned the old woman into an exquisite young princess, wi [...]

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Joke by Mrwolf in Other - Old People - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 241

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