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NapalmRoger's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 163 Total Joke Score: 3,774
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 9 hours, 4 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 198 Live Jokes: 65
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 133 Duplicate Jokes: 2


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My wife's scouse friend is staying with us at the moment.

She said, "I'm really freaked out by all those blokes hanging round the children's playground."

I said, "We have a name for people like that round these parts: FATHERS." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 606.8

The Facts of Life:

Anything you do for your girlfriend that makes other women go, "awwww" will have every man in the room thinking, "What a cunt." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago - Current Score: 477.4

I got caught shoplifting by the security guard in French Connection today.

What a cnut. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger in Crime - Theft - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 359.6

I'm reading a book about the Titanic at the moment, and the experts speculate that the designer of the Titanic had a lisp.

That's unthinkable! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 303.4

My wife tosses a coin before sex to decide who goes on top...

When it's heads I go on top...

When it's tails she goes on top...

And when she drops the coin it's party time! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 254.8

I see that someone has added the sub-category "Pretentious Cunts" to Sickipedia.

I am puzzled to see this, and thus have embarked on a ruminative epoch to ascertain if this reflects some kind of metaphysical allegory of the existential hyponym. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 233.2

"Find Bin Laden", Gordon Brown tells Pakistan.

Fuck off. You go looking for him - solve two problems at once. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 180.2

I woke up this morning and my knob was really red.

I shagged a fat bird last night and I think it's embarrassed. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger in Sex and shit - Penis - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 169

I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday!

It was about an anti-climax. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 148

My daughter's learning to ride a bike and she fell off earlier.

I said, "the best thing to do when you fall off a bike is get straight back on again".

It's fucking hilarious watching someone try to ride a bike with two broken legs! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by NapalmRoger in Other - Family - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 108

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