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Nobodys Hero's Statistics

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Contribution Points: 28 Total Joke Score: 4,221
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 12 hours, 45 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 9 Live Jokes: 6
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 3 Duplicate Jokes: 0


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Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by Nobodys Hero, originally by ''. which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 3841.6

Me and my family buried my Grandma this morning...

Her jokes just weren't good enough 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Nobodys Hero in Other - Family - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 233.8

How do you know where Will Smith has been in the snow??

You look for the fresh prints!! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Nobodys Hero in Celebrities - Will Smith - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 72

I hate it when I'm watching TV and the program gets interupted by 30 seconds of a program being shown on another channel.

For example, I was watching Comic Relief the other night, but every so often a bit of Crimewatch kept appearing. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Nobodys Hero in TV - Comic Relief - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 34

For Halloween this year, I decided that I would wear an Everton shirt and go out dressed as Madeleine McCann.

My mate said to me, "You can't go out like that, you'll get shot!"

I said, "If that happens, I'll just have to tell people I'm Rhys Jones instead." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Nobodys Hero in In The News - Madeleine McCann (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 21.4

I saw a young mum running around the hospital screaming yesterday "Ive lost my Faith, Ive lost my Faith!"

Apparently I was wrong to say "you musn't lose Hope aswell". 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Nobodys Hero in Sex and shit - Twins - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 20

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