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What do you call a black guy whos flying a plane?

A pilot you fucking racist.
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Joke by Noit, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , pilot , racist  - Current Score: 331 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

A woman runs into a police station shouting, "Grape! Grape!"

The cop says, "don't you mean rape, maam?"

The woman says, "no, there were bunch of them!"
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Joke by Noit, in Sex and shit > Anti Men - Tagged gang rape , rape , stupid  - Current Score: 93 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Punch her in the face.
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Joke by Noit, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged dishwasher , misogyny  - Current Score: 78 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What's black and eats pussy?

Cervical cancer.
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Joke by Noit, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged cancer , sex , pussy  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What have Harold Shipman and Gareth Gates got in common?

Neither of them can finish a sentence!
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Joke by Noit, in Celebrity and news events > Harold Shipman - Tagged harold shipman , serial killers , prison , stutter  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Jill Dando's boyfriend wanted to repaint their front door but she was dead against it.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Noit, in Celebrity and news events > Jill Dando - Tagged jill dando , dead  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts, Not Another Shuttle Accident or Need Another Shuttle Actually!
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Joke by Noit, in Celebrity and news events > NASA - Tagged nasa , space shuttle , challenger  - Current Score: 0 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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