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I am a very hard working gentleman by day...

But by night...

Let's just say you won't sleep easy...

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A very common male fantasy is to have two women at the same time.

One to cook, one to clean.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , cook , clean , cooking , cleaning  - Current Score: 191 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Seen on a menu in Scotland

Vegetarian Option - Fuck off		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged frankie boyle , scotland , no salad for 200 miles  - Current Score: 75 - Added: 3 months ago

Today I heard the deafening roar of laughter down my road.

I didn't think so many people watched the opening ceremony of the Paralympics.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , crap , spastics , lol , no legs  - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 months ago

What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?

A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , catholics , jewellery  - Current Score: 24 - Added: 5 months ago

When the world ends on Wednesday, who's going to write the Wikipedia article?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Celebrity and news events > End of the World - Tagged end of the world , wikipedia , wednesday , i wank on wednesdays , crap joke  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago

Two men were having a chat in work.

The first one said "How do you get your hair like that, then?"

The second replied "Easy! I rub my head between my wife's tits before bed. You should try it."

The next day they both come to work with the same style hair.

"So it worked then?"

"Like a charm. And by the way, you have a lovely home"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged wife , tits , oh my , oh yes , boobies  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago

I went to see "The Dark Knight". I think the best line was at the end when the Joker said, "I'll be back". He really is a joker.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged heath ledger , dead , batman  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago

I saw a guy in a wheelchair getting told what to do today.

I said "Don't you just hate being pushed around?"		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Illness and mortality > Wheelchair - Tagged wheelchair , pun , lol  - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month ago

Pause for thought: Should mountain goats be illegal?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged mountain goats , mounting goats , bestiality  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago

If the BNP are ever elected, Arsenal are well and truly fucked.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Jokes with no home > BNP - Tagged bnp , arsenal , no english players  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 weeks ago

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