I am a very hard working gentleman by day...
But by night...
Let's just say you won't sleep easy...
But by night...
Let's just say you won't sleep easy...
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Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged women , cook , clean , cooking , cleaning - Current Score: 191 - Added: 2 weeks ago
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged frankie boyle , scotland , no salad for 200 miles - Current Score: 75 - Added: 3 months ago
| Today I heard the deafening roar of laughter down my road. I didn't think so many people watched the opening ceremony of the Paralympics. | ![]() |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , crap , spastics , lol , no legs - Current Score: 27 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery. | ![]() |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , catholics , jewellery - Current Score: 24 - Added: 5 months ago
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Celebrity and news events > End of the World - Tagged end of the world , wikipedia , wednesday , i wank on wednesdays , crap joke - Current Score: 23 - Added: 2 months ago
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged wife , tits , oh my , oh yes , boobies - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago
| I went to see "The Dark Knight". I think the best line was at the end when the Joker said, "I'll be back". He really is a joker. | ![]() |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged heath ledger , dead , batman - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months, 27 days ago
| I saw a guy in a wheelchair getting told what to do today. I said "Don't you just hate being pushed around?" | ![]() |
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Illness and mortality > Wheelchair - Tagged wheelchair , pun , lol - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 month ago
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged mountain goats , mounting goats , bestiality - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago
Joke by OhMyActualDays, in Jokes with no home > BNP - Tagged bnp , arsenal , no english players - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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