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Contribution Points: 0 Total Joke Score: 735
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Total Jokes Submitted: 18 Live Jokes: 6
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 12 Duplicate Jokes: 1


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"Isn't she lovely? Isn't she beautiful?"

Sorry Stevie, you're not really in a position to make that judgement.
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Everybody just calm down, frogs can survive in water. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Oppdawg which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 209.8

What do you call a dwarf in a supermarket?

Lidl.
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I don't know why everyone was so inspired by Barack Obama calling for change.

Step down to my local bus stop and there's always a black man asking for 20p.
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Draco Malfoy went to the STI clinic at Hogwarts.

Tests confirmed he's got Crabs and Goyle.
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