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Archaeologists say they have finally found the missing first page of the bible.

It read:

"All characters and stories portrayed within this book are purely fictitious, and bear no resemblence to any real life events."
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Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Religion and racism > Bible - Tagged bible , fiction , religion , missing page , red dwarf  - Current Score: 12 - Added: 2 months ago

I crept into my flatmates room last night and started licking her out and taking pictures of her cunt. She woke up and asked me what the hell I was doing.

So I showed her the Walkers 'Do us a flavour' competition I was entering.
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Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged minge , flavour  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago

I hate using sticky keys.

I think next time I'll point in the other direction.
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Joke by OscarSouthdale, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged cum , sticky , keys , computer , wank  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months ago

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