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I had a mate who was suicidal.

He was really depressed, so I pushed him in front of a steam train.

He was chuffed to bits.
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Joke by Philthy, in Jokes with no home > Suicidal - Tagged suicide , train , friend , murder  - Current Score: 445 - Added: 11 months ago

Girls:

If you get a message from your boyfriend saying that he wants to "kick your puppy", don't call the RSPCA...

He's just not very good at predictive text.
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Joke by Philthy, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged lick , pussy , cunnilingus , text , rspca , animal cruelty , puppy , kick  - Current Score: 419 - Added: 4 months, 18 days ago

I did some DIY with my step-ladder the other night.

I never really got along with my real ladder.
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Joke by Philthy, in Jokes with no home > Orphans - Tagged ladder , father , adoption , vote for this or your nob will fall off  - Current Score: 156 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago

What's black and white and red all over?

An inter-racial couple in a car crash.
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Joke by Philthy, in Religion and racism > Inter-racial - Tagged black , white , red , inter-racial  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 11 months ago

What do you call an Asian with a big cock?

Azif.
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Joke by Philthy, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged asian , cock , small  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 4 months, 10 days ago

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