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| I wouldn't say that Shannon Matthews' mother was ugly, but she does have to get her vibrator pissed. |    |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon mathews , ugly , vibrator , pissed , karen matthews - Current Score: 164 - Added: 3 months ago
| A recent survey found that 3% of blokes could suck their own cocks. What a load of rubbish. I mean, if you could suck your own cock, when would you find the time to take part in surveys? | |
Joke by Retard, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged survey , suck , cock - Current Score: 152 - Added: 1 month ago
| I just loaded "Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" onto my PC, but it keeps crashing! | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Colin McRae - Tagged colin mcrae , helicopter , crash - Current Score: 120 - Added: 10 months ago
| Police digging at the Jersey Childrens' home have found Michael Jackson's other glove. | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Jersey Childrens Home - Tagged jersey , michael jackson - Current Score: 110 - Added: 4 months ago
| The recent fire at Universal Studios in Hollywood severely damaged many studio sets. The Back to the Future town centre set was completely destroyed. When asked to comment, Michael J Fox was visibly shaken. | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Michael J Fox - Tagged universal studios , michael j fox , hollywood - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 month ago
| After learning of the possible closure of his Neverland Ranch, Michael Jackson has told of his intention to build a brand new dinosaur theme park. He's promised that every kid who visits will leave with a megasoreass. | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , dinosaur - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months ago
| How do you make a 2lb lump of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it. | |
| George Bush senior talking to his son: "I made the same mistake with your mother that you did in Iraq... I didn't pull out in time." | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged bush , cunt , fuckface , ruin earth - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 month ago
| B.A. made a statement about flights out of Heathrow: "I ain't getting on no plane, suckas!" | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Heathrow Plane Crash - Tagged heathrow , plane , ba - Current Score: 60 - Added: 6 months ago
| We've still got one home nation in Euro 2008: Poland! | |
Joke by Retard, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged football , poland , euro 2008 , steve mcclaren - Current Score: 58 - Added: 8 months ago
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