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Contribution Points: 2 Total Joke Score: 11,172
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 7 hours, 7 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 143 Live Jokes: 83
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 60 Duplicate Jokes: 15


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Eighteen year old virgin.
No recollection from the victim.
No witnesses.

Carlsberg don't do rapes.... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Crime - Rape - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 2169.2

I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.

She never saw me coming. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1325.4

What does Elisabeth Fritzl have in her sandwiches?

Daddy's Sauce. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Celebrities - Josef Fritzl - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 580.8

I just bought myself a can of Lynx Africa.

I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Racism - Africa - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 499.6

What's the difference between my girlfriend and Sickipedia?

My girlfriend only goes down on my birthday. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 354.8

As Mary Poppins once said "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down".

Not if you have diabetes the murdering bitch. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Illness and mortality - Diabetes - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 310.4

I got aroused last week whilst watching Countdown with Carol Vorderman.

Seven letters isn't too shabby, is it? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Celebrities - Carol Vorderman - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 306

I had my work appraisal yesterday.

The boss said, "There is no I in team."

To which I replied, "But there is a U in cunt." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Other - Work - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 288.2

You have to hand it to the producers of Big Brother, searching far and wide for unusual and interesting people to be housemates this year.

For example, managing to find a black person, from Croydon, with a chip on her shoulder... What are the chances? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 233.2

I had to get a Visa last week to gain entry into Jordan.

I prefer the good old days when she accepted cash. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by RevvyB in Celebrities - Jordan/Katie Price - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 216.8

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