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Eighteen year old Virgin.

No recollection from the victim.

No witnesses.

Carlsberg don't do rapes....
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Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged carlsberg , rape , victim , revvyb , virgin  - Current Score: 1143 - Added: 1 month ago

I wanked over a blind girl yesterday.

She never saw me coming.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged revvyb , wank , blind  - Current Score: 739 - Added: 4 months ago

You have to hand it to the producers of Big Brother, searching far and wide for unusual and interesting people to be housemates this year.

For example, managing to find a black person, from Croydon, with a chip on her shoulder... What are the chances?
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Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged black , revvyb , big brother  - Current Score: 199 - Added: 2 months ago

I can see that Shannon Matthews stepfather has been arrested for having indecent pictures of his stepdaughter.

She isn't naked in any of them but you can clearly see her face.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Shannon Matthews - Tagged shannon matthews , revvyb  - Current Score: 155 - Added: 4 months ago

I had to get a Visa last week to gain entry into Jordan.

I prefer the good old days when she accepted cash.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > JORDAN - Tagged jordan , whore , revvyb  - Current Score: 150 - Added: 3 months ago

I had my work appraisal yesterday.

The boss said that "there is no I in team" to which I replied "but there is a U in cunt."
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Joke by RevvyB, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged boss , cunt , revvyb  - Current Score: 147 - Added: 5 months ago

I came across some kids trespassing in my garden yesterday.

That will teach the little bastards to venture onto my property.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Sex and shit > One Liners - Tagged kids , paedo , revvyb  - Current Score: 138 - Added: 3 months ago

I know a Jewish bloke who cries every time he thinks about his ancestors being detained in the concentration camps.

He just can't get over all that unpaid work they did.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Religion and racism > Holocaust - Tagged jew , holocaust , revvyb  - Current Score: 137 - Added: 4 months ago

What's the difference between my girlfriend and Sickipedia?

My girlfriend only goes down on my birthday.
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Joke by RevvyB, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged 100  - Current Score: 118 - Added: 2 months ago

I got aroused last week whilst watching Countdown with Carol Vorderman.

Seven letters isn't too shabby, is it?
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Joke by RevvyB, in Celebrity and news events > Carol Vorderman - Tagged carol vorderman , countdown , revvyb  - Current Score: 117 - Added: 3 months ago

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