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If you think passengers spending 24 hours at Terminal 5 is bad, I know someone who was hanging around Paddington Station for 6 days!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RobBWFC, in Celebrity and news events > Mark Speight - Tagged mark speight , paddington , hours  - Current Score: 271 - Added: 7 months ago

Kate McCann has said in an interview that Maddie was a real terror when she was two - always kicking, screaming and throwing tantrums in the middle of the supermarket.

She grew out of it though - it was only a midlife crisis.
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , midlife crisis , mccann  - Current Score: 227 - Added: 1 month ago

A nigger and an apple fall from a tree at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?

The apple. The rope stops the nigger.
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , hanging , apple  - Current Score: 219 - Added: 3 months, 21 days ago

Why is it that the Avon lady can go knocking on random women's doors and ask them if they are interested in a refreshing facial but, when I do it, they make me sign the sex offenders register?I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RobBWFC, in Sex and shit > Cum - Tagged spa facial , cumshot  - Current Score: 218 - Added: 1 month ago

A man says to his wife, "What would you say if I told you I'd won the lottery?"

She says, "I'd take half and then leave you."

"Excellent," the guy says. "I had three numbers come up and won a tenner. Here's a fiver... now fuck off!"
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Jokes with no home > Lottery - Tagged lottery , winning , fiver , tenner  - Current Score: 209 - Added: 1 month ago

Was reading the local paper tonight when I saw the headline "SCHOOLGIRL RAPIST JAILED FOR 10 YEARS"

I couldn't help wondering how this would affect her GCSEs
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged schoolgirl rapist  - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 month ago

SHOWBIZ NEWS:

Amir Khan is in talks with Hollywood producers over making a sequel to "Gone in 60 Seconds"
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Celebrity and news events > Amir Khan - Tagged amir khan , useless paki , boxing  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months ago

I tried Viagra the other day and I have to say that I'm pretty disappointed.

I didn't know that it took 20 minutes to take effect.

The bitch managed to struggle free in that time.
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , viagra , frankie boyle  - Current Score: 33 - Added: 3 months ago

I have just returned from a diplomatic trip to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I ever see anyone drinking Um Bongo.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by RobBWFC, in Jokes with no home > Viz Comic - Tagged um bongo , viz letterbox , congo  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 4 weeks ago

Thai police have revealed why Gary Glitter refused to board the 12 year old Boeing 747 bound for London.

"Fuck off!" said Glitter. "I ain't getting on anything that old!"
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Joke by RobBWFC, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , plane , london  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months ago

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