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What do Sickipedia and an 80 year old man have in common?

They both have trouble staying up.
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Joke by Robby, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , old men , impotence  - Current Score: 324 - Added: 11 months ago

It's that time of year again. The sun's out and all the hotties are down the beach.

I love the school holidays.
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Joke by Robby, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged school holidays , beach , kids  - Current Score: 244 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago

It's true that women can multi-task.

But men do things properly.
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Joke by Robby, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , multi task  - Current Score: 80 - Added: 1 year ago

So it turns out that Prince Harry's been fighting in Afghanistan since December. When asked about it he said:

"I haven't really had a shower for four days, I haven't washed my clothes for a week. It's very nice to be sort of a normal person for once."

Is this what the Royal Family think of the rest of the country? That we don't shower or wash our clothes?
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Joke by Robby, in Celebrity and news events > Prince Harry - Tagged prince harry , royal family  - Current Score: 67 - Added: 8 months, 22 days ago

New figures released today show that unemployment has increased.

Apparently Dave has seen a 5% rise in their viewing figures.
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Joke by Robby, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged dave , unemployment  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 4 weeks ago

I feel a bit mean. My first thought when I heard about John Prescott's eating disorder was, "all that money he's claimed for food expenses. Tax Payer's money wasted again!"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Robby, in Celebrity and news events > John Prescott - Tagged john prescott , eating disorder  - Current Score: 65 - Added: 7 months ago

I'm pleased to hear that surgery on Jade Goody went well.

The longer that bitch's death is dragged out; the more material we'll have for Sickipedia.
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Joke by Robby, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade goody , sickipedia  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 2 months ago

Word of the Day:

Gunt - The area where a fat girls gut overhangs her cunt.
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Joke by Robby, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged gunt , fat , women , fupa  - Current Score: 36 - Added: 5 months, 25 days ago

It's been announced that the British government is going to nationalise Northern Rock to protect tax payers money.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but when has tax payers money ever been safe with the government?
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Joke by Robby, in Celebrity and news events > Northern Rock - Tagged northern rock , nationalisation  - Current Score: 6 - Added: 9 months ago

Custurd spent 0.11ms doing 15 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.09% angry.
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