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| A teacher starts a new job at a primary school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a big football fan and supports Liverpool. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Liverpool fan miss," she replies. The teacher, still shocked asks:"Well, if your not a Liverpool Fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I'm a West Ham fan, and proud of it," Mary replies. The teacher can't believe her ears. "Mary, how come you're a Hammers fan?" "Because my mum and dad are from London's East End and are West Ham fans, so I'm a West Ham fan too!" "Still," says the teacher, annoyed, "that's no reason for you to be a West Ham fan as well. You don't have to be like your parents all the time, do you? What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and car thief. Would you be like them then?" "No," smiles Mary, "I'd be a Liverpool fan." |    |
Joke by Ryan, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , football - Current Score: 124 - Added: 10 months ago
| After a really good party, a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the three women sitting next to him and says, "you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The first woman replies, "I am 240 pounds, a world kickboxing champion and I'm actually a natural blonde. My friend here is 190 pounds, a world Judo champion and she's also a natural blonde. And my other friend weighs 200 pounds, used to be a world arm wrestling champion, and like me and our other friend, is a natural blonde. So, do you still want to tell me that joke?" The man thinks for a while. "Um, no" he replies. "Not if I'll have to explain it three times..." | |
Joke by Ryan, in Religion and racism > Blondes - Tagged blonde , joke - Current Score: 52 - Added: 10 months ago
| A Man is in work when he gets a phonecall from the hospital "Hello?" he says. The nurse at the other end says, "Hello sir, im nurse Julie. Today you r wife and son were involved in an accident, when a lorry mounted the pavement and ran them over" "Oh My God!" says the man, "il be right over" After spending hours in the waiting room, the doctor comes out of the operating room and says, "Sir, i have good news and bad news, which would you like first?" "Gimmie the bad news first doc.." "Okay, im very sorry to inform you that despite are graetest efforts, we could not save your son, and your wife will be brain damaged for the rest of her life" The man breaks down in tears and cries hysterically for a few minutes. when he pulls himself together, he says "how could there possibly be good news?" "Well" says the doctor "the paki the driver was trying to hit died instantly" | |
Joke by Ryan, in Illness and mortality > Dying - Tagged paki , lorry , death - Current Score: 1 - Added: 9 months ago
| "What A Week It's Been For English Sport; First We Lose The Football, Then The Rugby And Then The Formula One" Carlsberg Don't Do News Bulletins, But If They Did, They'd Probally Look Something Like That | |
Joke by Ryan, in Celebrity and news events > Sport - Tagged englsih sport - Current Score: -2 - Added: 9 months ago
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