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Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 7 Duplicate Jokes: 2


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A teacher starts a new job at a primary school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a big football fan and supports Liverpool. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Liverpool fans.
Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan miss," [...]

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Joke by Ryan in Racism - Scouser - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 663.2

After a really good party, a man walks into a bar and orders a drink. Already drunk and delirious, the man turns to the three women sitting next to him and says, "you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The first woman replies, "I am 240 pounds, a world kick-boxing champion and I'm actually a natural blonde. My friend here is 190 pounds, a world Judo champion and she's also a natural blonde. And my other friend weighs 200 pounds, used to be a world arm wrestling champion, and like m [...]

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Joke by Ryan in Racism - Blonde - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 320

Dunno what all the fuss is about this Obama guy ... black bastards have been breaking into white houses for years! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Ryan in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 27

A Man is in work when he gets a phone call from the hospital. "Hello?" he says.
The nurse at the other end says, "Hello sir, I'm nurse Julie. Today your wife and son were involved in an accident when a lorry mounted the pavement and ran them over."
"Oh My God!" says the man. "I'll be right over."

After spending hours in the waiting room, the doctor comes out of the operating room and says, "Sir, I have good news and bad new [...]

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Joke by Ryan in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 1

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