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| Total Jokes Submitted: | 35 | Live Jokes: | 12 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 23 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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| What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why. |
 
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Joke by S011 in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 483.8
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What game do policemen's children play? Pin the rape on the darkie. |
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Women. They are confusing creatures, eh? My wife suggested "spicing up" our sex life. But when I suggested to have a threesome with the girl next door, she was disgusted and threw me out. Personally, I don't see the problem. She was the one who said the girl next door was "cute" whilst we were babysitting. |
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Joke by S011 in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 222.6
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.
A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet £20,000 on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed.. "YES! [...] |
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Joke by S011 in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 210.6
| Statistics are a bit like mini-skirts - they give you ideas but hide the most important thing. |
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Joke by S011 in Sex and shit - Other - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 118
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I've been told that one good thing about having premature ejaculation is that you can save heaps of cash. My friend Mike is a sufferer but I can attest, he's definitely paid off three mortgages in the last 15 years, all with money he says he's saved from what he would have spent on porn if he was normal. He reckons he bought the video for Debbie's Dirty Desires back in 1992 and still hasn't made it past the age certificate warning. |
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Joke by S011 in Sex and shit - Ejaculation - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 91
| I never apologise. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. |
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Joke by S011 in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 65
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If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... Would you go to lunch or to a movie? |
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Joke by S011 in Sex and shit - Wife - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 59
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A London medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,879 responses one hour after the ad came out. All from the same person. |
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Joke by S011 in Illness and mortality - O.c.d. - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 55
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