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There was a young vampire called Mabel
With periods exceedingly stable
By the light of the moon
She sat down with a spoon
And drank herself under the table
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Joke by SHATNER, in Illness and mortality > Sick Limerick - Tagged vampire , period  - Current Score: 68 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

A lady who lived on a hill
Used dynamite sticks for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil
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Joke by SHATNER, in Illness and mortality > Sick Limerick - Tagged vagina , dynamite , masturbation  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

There once was a mouse called Keith
Who circumcised boys with his teeth
It wasn't for leisure
Or sexual pleasure
But to get to the cheese underneath
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Joke by SHATNER, in Illness and mortality > Sick Limerick - Tagged cheese , circumcision , mice , mouse , keith  - Current Score: 5 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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