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The best of SQUEAKY's 9 jokes (View All)
| I went to bed last night with sex on my mind. I woke up this morning with the solution on my stomach. |    |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Sex and shit > Wet Dream - Tagged sex , dream - Current Score: 48 - Added: 1 week ago
| What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged lesbian , single - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 days ago
| Did you know that breakdancing originated from blacks unscrewing the hubcaps from moving cars? | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , dancing - Current Score: 25 - Added: 2 months ago
| What do a condom and a camera have in common? They both capture the moment. | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged condom , camera - Current Score: 18 - Added: 2 months, 24 days ago
| What is brown and found in the attic? The diarrhoea of Anne Frank. | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged diarrhoea , attic - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month ago
| According to recent research a blowjob is the healthiest way to start the day.It comes with a sausage,two nuts and a high protein drink. | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged nutrition - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months, 21 days ago
| What is the difference between a British zoo and an Ethiopian zoo? A British zoo has a picture of the animal outside the cage,an Ethiopian zoo has a recipe. | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , animals - Current Score: 5 - Added: 2 months ago
| Two Scotsmen are making their way home from the pub. Jock says to Big Davie, "I'm burstin' for a shite," and goes behind some bushes. A few minutes later he shouts, "Davie, have you got any paper?" Big Davie replies, "For fuck's sake, Jock, just leave it there." | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Religion and racism > Scottish - Tagged shite , paper - Current Score: 2 - Added: 6 days ago
| I went into a bar and ordered a double. The barman brought out someone who looked exactly like me. | |
Joke by SQUEAKY, in Jokes with no home > Bar Jokes - Tagged bar , double - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 month ago
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