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| I came into some money today! I can't help it - I've always had a thing about the Queen. |    |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Celebrity and news events > Queen - Tagged the queen , jokes that will get you beheaded - Current Score: 126 - Added: 7 months ago
| My neighbours bought their little boy a drum kit a week ago. I went round there to see him earlier. What a noise he makes! You'd think he'd never had a drumstick shoved up his arse before! | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Jokes with no home > Drum kit - Tagged drumstick , drum kit , neighbour - Current Score: 78 - Added: 7 months ago
| Women are weird. They put ten tons of make up on their face, have their hair dyed and permed, wear false nails and have them coloured, shave all the hairs off their legs, wear false eyelashes, wear high heels to make their legs look longer, have their teeth whitened, pluck their eyebrows, wear wonderbras to make their boobs look bigger, THEN MOAN THEY CAN'T FIND A FUCKING REAL MAN! | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women - Current Score: 75 - Added: 7 months ago
| We bought my brother a new wheelchair yesterday. He isn't disabled - it just gets us better seats at football matches. | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Illness and mortality > Wheelchair - Tagged wheelchair , football - Current Score: 69 - Added: 7 months ago
| I said to my girlfriend today "I think it's time we named the day!" You should have seen her - she started jumping about, crying, hugging me. You should have seen her face when I said "Whoa, worded badly...I meant call it a day". | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Jokes with no home > Girlfriend - Tagged girlfriend - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months ago
| A man in America has announced his pregnancy and caused outrage... One more fucking American! | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , pregnancy - Current Score: 27 - Added: 7 months ago
| I was walking through the red light district tonight when a prossie approached me and said "I can do things you can't get your wife to do". I said "Fuck off then". | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Sex and shit > Red Light District - Tagged red light district , prostitute , whore , prossy - Current Score: 26 - Added: 7 months ago
| My girlfriend said she wants a break for a couple of weeks to find her own space. Well, I suppose it gives me some time to spend with my wife. | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged girlfriend , wife - Current Score: 20 - Added: 7 months ago
| I came home from work this evening and the dog was dead on the floor. I guess six months on an oil rig broke his heart! | |
Joke by ScaramangaLull, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog - Current Score: 7 - Added: 7 months ago
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