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I like dirty jokes. Everything is fair game. Even black mongs.

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Thank Christ our Remembrance day falls on 11/11.

Surely the stupid fuckin yanks can't possibly get this one wrong.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged remembrance day , yanks  - Current Score: 443 - Added: 1 week ago

Some Somalians open fire on an oil tanker, take hostage of the 25 crew and hijack the vessel carrying $100million of oil...

I 'borrow' some music, TV and films from the internet and they want to do ME for piracy?

This world is fucked up.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Celebrity and news events > Somalian Boat Capture - Tagged pirates , piracy , somalia  - Current Score: 264 - Added: 2 days ago

Why do most rapes go unreported by female victims?

Because they fuckin love it.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape  - Current Score: 159 - Added: 1 month ago

Rob's getting a lot of stick on here after the site was down over the weekend.

It can't be easy though, running a child sex traffic ring AND keeping the site running smoothly.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged rob , sickipedia , down  - Current Score: 149 - Added: 2 months ago

What's the difference between make-up and semen?

Madeleine McCann will never have her face plastered with make-up.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie , semen , cum  - Current Score: 130 - Added: 8 months ago

When a man holds a car door open for his wife...

...it's either a new car or a new wife.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , car  - Current Score: 62 - Added: 3 months ago

Why do Liverpool players keep getting robbed?

It's people from other parts of the country who want their stuff back.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged football , rafa benitez , england  - Current Score: 58 - Added: 11 months ago

The BBC football gossip column is like your wife; you have to look at it every day but never pay attention to anything it says.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Solid_Justice, in Jokes with no home > Internet - Tagged football , bbc , wife  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months ago

What did St Patrick say when he was driving the snakes out of Ireland?

"You alright in the back there boys?"
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Jokes with no home > St Patrick - Tagged snakes , ireland , st patrick  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Which side of a cat has the most fur on it.....

The outside.
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Joke by Solid_Justice, in Jokes with no home > Cat - Tagged skin , cat  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 month ago

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