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| A man was having his first golf lesson with the local golf instructor. He gets ready to tee off and hits the ball. He slices the ball over the hedge into a busy road, it hits a motorcyclist on the head who comes off his bike and slides into an oncomming car. Another car behinds brakes hard and skids into the other lane towards a school bus. The bus driver serves hard to avoid the carnage and plows through the hedge onto the golf course and into a lake. School kids are screaming as they are trapped in the bus and starting to drown. The man screams, "What should I do? What should I do?" The golf instructors say, "Keep your head down and feet further apart" |    |
Joke by SpikeyThePilot, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged golf , instructor - Current Score: 12 - Added: 1 month ago
| A young boy walks up to an American ranch owner and says, "Gee mister, I noticed you have a small pond on your land, do you mind if I fish in it?" Ranch owner says, "Ha Ha Ha, there are no fish in the little pond, but sure, go ahead and fish in it" A few hours later the boy returns with a huge load of fish and give the ranch owner some of them. The ranch owner is shocked and lost for words. Next day, the young boy returns and walks up to an American ranch owner and says, "Gee mister, I noticed you have a Buttercups on your land, do you mind if I make some butter from them?" Ranch owner says, "Ha Ha Ha, you can't make butter from buttercups, but sure, go ahead and try it" A few hours later the boy returns with a huge load of butter and give the ranch owner some of them. The ranch owner is shocked and lost for words again. Next day, the young boy returns and walks up to an American ranch owner and says, "Gee mister, I noticed you have a some Pussy Willows on your land..." Ranch owner says, "Hang on son, I'll just get my jacket..." | |
Joke by SpikeyThePilot, in Jokes with no home > Farming - Tagged ranch , pussy - Current Score: 12 - Added: 6 months ago
| I went to buy my Grandmother a new walking stick from a Walking Stick Shop. Some old man was in there complaining to me that all the sticks are on high shelves. I said "You just can't get the staff these days" | |
Joke by SpikeyThePilot, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old , pensioner , stick - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
| A man walks into a restaurant with his dog and the manager comes up to him. "Sorry no dogs allowed in here", says the manager "Ah, but this is a special talking dog, can we both stay?" "Bollocks! If that dog can speak you can both eat here for free", says the manager. "OK ask him a question then", says the man. "Right then dog, what's above this restaurant?", asks the manager "Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ooooof !", growls the dog. "Right! Get out you two, that's no bloody talking dog" The man and his dog leave the restaurant and both look up.... Dog says, "Oh, there is a hair dresser's above the restaurant, Sorry! I didn't realise" | |
Joke by SpikeyThePilot, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged dog , talking - Current Score: -2 - Added: 6 months ago
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