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Minority groups are campaigning for more Muslim families to be in Eastenders.

That would be too far fetched though - everyone knows that Muslims wouldn't go near a soap.

Joke by Spuggy, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslims - Current Score: 115 - Added: 2 months ago

Got a new lodger this week. She's well fit. Long blonde hair. Great tits. Legs up to her armpits. Fucks like a rabbit. Loves role play too - My favourite's the one when she pretends she's not my sister!

Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Incest - Tagged incest , sister , roleplay - Current Score: 93 - Added: 2 months ago

I went for a drink with a bulimic girl last night. I was a bit worried about mentioning her illness, but once she had a drink down her she brought it up straight away.

Joke by Spuggy, in Illness and mortality > Bulimia - Tagged bulimia - Current Score: 92 - Added: 4 months ago

My wife caught me cheating on her again last weekend.

She said, "every time you shag another women, a part of me dies."

A few more shags should finish the job!

Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged cheating , wife , shag - Current Score: 85 - Added: 3 weeks ago

My number one sexual fantasy actually came true this weekend - to go to bed with two lesbians!

Now my number one sexual fantasy is to go to bed with two lesbians who actually look like women.

Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , fantasy , lesbian - Current Score: 74 - Added: 3 months ago

I had Judaism shoved down my throat when I was a kid.

I know it was Judaism because he was circumsized.

Joke by Spuggy, in Religion and racism > Judaism - Tagged judaism , jews - Current Score: 67 - Added: 2 days ago

I see Andy Murray gets really annoyed when foreigners call him "English". He can't blame them though - they've probably never seen a scotsman who isn't pissed before!

Joke by Spuggy, in Celebrity and news events > Andy Murray - Tagged michael owen , scotland , scottish , drunk , english - Current Score: 45 - Added: 2 weeks ago

I hear Karen Matthews is on suicide watch.

Easy problem to solve - remove the mirror from her cell.

Joke by Spuggy, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged karen matthews - Current Score: 38 - Added: 3 months ago

I like to impress people by bragging about my active sex life when I was younger and how I was getting it three times a week.

However, I try not to mention the fact that I was two and my partner was my dad.

Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged sex , incest , paedophilia , dad - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 weeks ago

My wife just stripped off naked and said "This is your lucky day!"

I said "Why's that? Am I gonna go blind?"

Joke by Spuggy, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged wife , strip , sex - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months ago