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Contribution Points: 2 Total Joke Score: 8,802
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Total Jokes Submitted: 87 Live Jokes: 41
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 46 Duplicate Jokes: 7


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What's the difference between a cow and a tragedy?

A scouser wouldn't know how to milk a cow.
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Joke by TGS in Racism - Scouser - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 2013

If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TGS in Racism - Vegetarian - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1808

Why did the Prophet Mohammed marry a six-year-old?

Because he was a paedophile.
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Joke by TGS in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 1670

People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by TGS in Religion - Christianity - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 460.6

Arab scientists have invented a time-travel device that can transport an entire country back to the middle ages.

They're calling it 'Islam'.
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Joke by TGS in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 410.4

The pope goes to America and gets picked up at the airport by a Cadillac Limo with the windows blacked out. After a while, the driver hears a rapping on the glass partition and winds it down.
'You know, since I was a little boy I've always dreamed of driving a Caddy,' says the pope.

Not wanting to refuse a request by God's representative on Earth, the driver pulls over and they swap places.
The pope has a wonderful time screaming down the freeway at 100mph, but it [...]

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Joke by TGS in Religion - Catholicism - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago - Current Score: 275.2

What do you say to a woman who has just had a miscarriage?

For fuck's sake, can't you do anything right...?
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Joke by TGS which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 238

What's the difference between Heather Mills and your car?

You don't burst out laughing whenever your car has a breakdown.
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Joke by TGS in Celebrities - Heather Mills - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 212.4

What do American rednecks call a black man in a suit?

Mr. President, SIR.
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Joke by TGS in Celebrities - Barack Obama - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 201

Why does Rupert The Bear wear tartan trousers?

Because he's a cunt.
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Joke by TGS in Other - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 201

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