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Total Time Active: | 19 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 306 | Live Jokes: | 121 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 185 | Duplicate Jokes: | 46 |
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I was in London the other day when I got mugged by two Chinese guys. The police have narrowed it down to 45,000 suspects. |
 
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Being a dyslexic at school, my English teacher always used to insult my grammar. I said, "You never even met her." |
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Joke by The Wolf in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 483.4
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A Jewish man was walking around Jerusalem when a bill board caught his eye. It read, "We would rather do business with 1000 Arabs than one single Jew!" The Jewish man stopped and asked himself what place would advertise such a racist proclamation. Then he got it... The Funeral Directors. |
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Muslim extremists commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins. I just go down the local primary school. |
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A man is lying in bed with his wife when she rolls over and says, "Say something dirty to me." He replies, "the dishes." |
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Joke by The Wolf in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago
- Current Score: 358.6
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Tight virgin pussy.. Hairless body.. Our little secret.. Carlsberg don't do children... But I do. |
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Joke by The Wolf in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 355
| I get very nervous after sex, as I normally have the police after me. |
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I saw some footage of all the Olympic athletes training before the games. The Chinese really stood out for me though, using the same athlete for all of the events. |
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What's the difference between Maddie McCann and Shannon Matthews? People actually wanted Maddie to be found. |
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Joke by The Wolf in Celebrities - Shannon Matthews - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago
- Current Score: 332.4
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I remember on The X Factor there was a 25-year-old black woman with five kids who'd previously been a crack addict. Simon Cowell said she was a "unique person". I think we can all tell he hasn't been to Croydon recently. |
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