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STOP RAPE!

SAY YES!
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Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , abuse  - Current Score: 137 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?

Princess Diana wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
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Joke by The_Cat, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged princess diana , diana , mercedes , paris , tunnel  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What did the left thigh of an Essex girl say to her right thigh?

Nothing, they've never met!
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Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Essex Girls - Tagged essex , pussy , legs , met , slag , slut , cheap , chav  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What does a paedophile use for lube?

Childrens tears.
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Joke by The_Cat, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged paedophile , children , lube  - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago

What Arctic Monkeys song do Prince William and Prince Harry sing about their mother?

I bet you look good on the dashboard.
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Joke by The_Cat, in Celebrity and news events > Diana - Tagged diana , paris , tunnel , arctic monkeys , william , harry  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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