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| Just got arrested after auditioning for Law And Order Special Victims Unit. I was trying out for the part of a serial rapist and they asked me if I had any previous experiences. Unfortunately, they had meant acting experience. |    |
Joke by ToeKnee, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged acting , law and order , rape - Current Score: 43 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Hard Working Fresh smelling Attractive Fun Open for change Carlsberg don't do immigrants.... | |
Joke by ToeKnee, in Religion and racism > Immigrant - Tagged immigrants , carlsberg - Current Score: 37 - Added: 2 months ago
| An attractive blonde goes into a bar and orders a triple Jack Daniels. She necks it and passes out on the floor. The men in the bar see it as a perfect opportunity to get their action so they all rape her. The next day she orders the same triple Jack Daniels, necks it, passes out and is raped. The day after this, the same again. On the fourth day, she comes in and orders a Triple Vodka. "No Jack Daniels today?" askes the barman. "I would, but Jack Daniels makes my pussy sore" | |
Joke by ToeKnee, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged blonde , vagina , jack daniels , vodka - Current Score: 17 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| A man is walking down the street and bumps into a prostitute. After some deliberation, he ends up in a hotel room with her. She begins to undress and as she takes of her thong. The man has a look of disgust and shock. "What's the matter? You never seen one of these since you crawled outa one?" "Yes," he replied, "I've just never seen one that I could crawl back into." | |
Joke by ToeKnee, in Sex and shit > Prostitution - Tagged vagina , hooker , crawl - Current Score: -1 - Added: 2 months, 19 days ago
| Why does America get struck by hurricanes? Because it deserves them. | |
Joke by ToeKnee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american wankers , hurricane - Current Score: -3 - Added: 2 months, 4 days ago
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