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| Woman's Quote of the Day: "Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you'd like to have dinner with." Men's Counter-Quote of the Day: "Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache." |    |
Joke by Tomo123, in Jokes with no home > Gender - Tagged men , women - Current Score: 47 - Added: 6 months ago
| What's the cruellest thing to do to a one-armed Ethiopian hanging off a cliff? Put a Mars Bar in his back pocket. | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian - Current Score: 39 - Added: 9 months ago
| Why is david beckham generally always bald? Because someone told victoria if you shave your twat you get better sex | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Celebrity and news events > Victoria Beckham - Tagged victoria beckham - Current Score: 32 - Added: 3 months ago
| What do a hurricane, a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? Someone's going to lose their trailer... | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Religion and racism > Rednecks - Tagged redneck , divorce , trailer - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months ago
| There was a church with nuns and monks living in it but they were not allowed to go near each other or speak to each other. One day 4 monks went to have a shower and after they had stripped off they found there was no soap so one brave monk said that he would go and take some from the nuns quarters. Off he went naked as the day he was born to get the soap. He quickly found some soap but on the way back he heard some nuns coming back so he decided to act as a new statue and stood frozen The nuns came round the corner and instantly noticed the figure stood on the hallway they giggled to each other and approached it. One nun grabbed the monks penis and pulled and the monk droped 2 of his bars of soap the nun exclaimed "Oh, look its a soap dispenser" Another nun approached the monk and the same happened The third nun approached the monk and pulled she screamed "It dispenses hand cream aswell" | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Religion and racism > Nuns - Tagged nuns , monks , soap - Current Score: 27 - Added: 9 months ago
| Two dwarfs decide they want to get laid so they go to the brothel and hire two girls and go into neighbouring rooms. Hamish gets a really hot girl and he is over the moon but just as they're beginning he realises he can't get an erection. He is really annoyed by this and he carries on trying for his remaining three hours driven by how much screaming and heavy breathing is coming from his friends room next door. Three hours pass and he gets nothing so he pays up and leaves. 15 minutes later Dave comes out of his room very red in the face and says to Hamish "So...how was your night? It was very quiet" Hamish replies "It was fucking shit I couldn't get hard" Dave replies "You think your night was bad I couldn't get on the bastard bed" | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Illness and mortality > Dwarf - Tagged dwarves , dave , hamish , erection - Current Score: 8 - Added: 8 months ago
| Save the uk Kill a chav / muslim | |
Joke by Tomo123, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav muslim - Current Score: -3 - Added: 5 months ago
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