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| Contribution Points: | 562 | Total Joke Score: | 9,764 |
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Total Time Active: | 336 hours, 38 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 624 | Live Jokes: | 139 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 485 | Duplicate Jokes: | 11 |
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I have a friend on Facebook whose status says "Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff". So I poked him... |
 
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Joke by Tzameti which requires categorising - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 1497.6
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We were walking past the local community centre in our town when we saw a window licker, or 'mong' if you will.
Fucking funniest thing we ever saw. "Fucktard", shouted one of my mates. We all laughed. "Bed soiler", shouted Jack, the joker of the pack. We laughed even harder. "American" I yelled. No laughter. My mates looked away. An awkward silence descended for what seemed like minutes. [...] |
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I picked up my kid from primary school today. Well he's mine now, anyway. |
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Joke by Tzameti in Sex and shit - Paedophile (+ 1 more) - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 774.6
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Live at home?
Wait until your Dad falls asleep on the sofa, change the channel to Gay TV, dot a few tissues around him. Watch the hilarious reactions from your mother. ---------------------------------- I did this last night. In the morning, my mum came in, looked at the tissues and tv screen and promptly broke down in tears. They're currently getting a divorce, after my dad admitted his long-repressed homosexuality.[...] |
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Joke by Tzameti which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 463.6
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliff hangers. The librarian says; |
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I always thought dolphins were cute, harmless creatures that swam with retards, until I read this: "Bachelor herds of bottlenose dolphins will sometimes gang up on a female and coerce her to have sex with them, by swimming in close proximity to her, chasing her if she attempts to escape, and making vocalized or physical threats." Get in there lads. |
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Joke by Tzameti which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 354.2
| In my spare time I like to smear dog shit on braille signs. |
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Joke by Tzameti which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 325.8
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I find all these jokes with Boyzone lyrics alarming, as it strikes me that, for so many of you to understand the jokes you must listen to Boyzone, which means this site is teeming with closet homosexuals. And that disturbs me. |
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Joke by Tzameti which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 265.2
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I accidentally dropped a load of worthless change in the street. I was going to just leave it there but a burly policeman lumbered towards me and said, "You'd better pick that up, son." I fucking hate coppers. |
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Joke by Tzameti in Other - Professions - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 245.2
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So Maddie went missing ..and now she keeps popping up everywhere, in different countries and different time zones, often only minutes apart. Looks like Doctor Who’s found a new assistant. |
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Joke by Tzameti in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 240.6
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