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Wadey's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 5 Total Joke Score: 2,094
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 1 hours, 44 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 12 Live Jokes: 6
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 6 Duplicate Jokes: 2


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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Joke by Wadey in Illness and mortality - Hospital - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 1754.4

Lisa Stansfield is rereleasing one of her classic songs for Maddie McCann as a request by her parents:

Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby.
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Joke by Wadey in Celebrities - Maddie - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago - Current Score: 102.2

Paddy says to Mick, "I hear that girl who played Pussy Galore in the Bond films has split her fanny open!"
Mick replies, "Honor Blackman?"
Paddy says, "No on a dildo!"
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Joke by Wadey in Sex and shit - Dildo - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 101.6

Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates,
St Peter opens them and says,
"Oh its you Luciano, come on in",
Pavarotti says,
"Here's an envelope for you from the pope"
St Peter opens it and reads...
"Here's that tenor I owe you"
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Joke by Wadey in Celebrities - Pavarotti - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 55

I called the amputee helpline and got cut off !! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Wadey in Illness and mortality - Amputation - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 44

New from Russia - John Terry Vodka...

Bottled in Moscow.
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Joke by Wadey in Celebrities - Chelsea - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 38.6

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