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I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop wanking.
When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you!"
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Joke by Wadey, in Jokes with no home > Medical - Tagged wanking , nurse , medical  - Current Score: 815 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

New from Russia - John Terry Vodka...

Bottled in Moscow.
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Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > Chelsea - Tagged john terry , chelsea , champions league , moscow  - Current Score: 76 - Added: 3 months, 15 days ago

Paddy says to Mick, "I hear that girl who played Pussy Galore in the Bond films has split her fanny open!"
Mick replies, "Honor Blackman?"
Paddy says, "No on a dildo!"
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Joke by Wadey, in Sex and shit > Dildo - Tagged paddy , mick , honor blackman , dildo  - Current Score: 69 - Added: 1 year ago

Pavarotti knocks on the pearly gates,
St Peter opens them and says,
"Oh its you Luciano, come on in",
Pavarotti says,
"Here's an envelope for you from the pope"
St Peter opens it and reads...
"Here's that tenor I owe you"
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Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > Pavarotti - Tagged pavarotti , tenor , heaven  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 1 year ago

Lisa Stansfield is rereleasing one of her classic songs for Maddie McCann as a request by her parents:

Been around the world and I, I, I, I can't find my baby.
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Joke by Wadey, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine mccann , lisa stansfield , song  - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago

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