Wylis's Profile Information:
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I no longer drink, smoke or do drugs..
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I'm harder than Chinese algebra. I'm a tiny bit racist against yellow people.
If I'm boring you you're probably stupid.
Blandness is the only unforgivable sin.
I no longer drink, smoke or do drugs..
.
I'm harder than Chinese algebra. I'm a tiny bit racist against yellow people.
If I'm boring you you're probably stupid.
Blandness is the only unforgivable sin.
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User Statistics
| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 308 | ||
| Total Joke Score: | 1,594 | ||
| Total Time Active: | 44 hours, 26 minutes | ||
The best of Wylis's 37 jokes (View All).
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On BBC Radio 1 this morning, Fearne Cotton described her surname to Morgan Freeman as " Cotton, as in 'Cotton picking' " Morgan replied with "My name's Freeman. As in 'no longer picking cotton'." |
 
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I read last night that people are most attracted to those with whom they share facial and physical characteristics... No wonder the Chinese population is 1.2 Billion - it must be like one massive fucking orgy over there!!! |
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Top Tip for breast men: when shopping in the supermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route. |
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by Wylis in Sex and shit - Breasts (+ 1 more) - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 303.8
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BREAKING NEWS: Winter expected to be coldest. Call that journalism... I learned the seasons in primary school for fuck's sake! |
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What is the French version of a Hero? Someone who is prepared to surrender, even in the face of almost certain victory! |
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You know what cracks me up? Eczema. Every fucking winter. |
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submitted by Wylis, originally by Jack Frost in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago - Current Score: 32.6
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I performed at Sickipedia Live! in Shoreditch last night. Girlfriend promised she'd be there to support me. In the end, she didn't come. Some things never change, eh? |
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I asked my girlfriend "do you have any pet names for your cunt?" She said "No. I just call you Wylis!" |
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I've been struggling to remember the name of my favourite Nirvana album. Oh well, whatever... Nevermind. |
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| I brewed 5 gallons of homebrew. It was pretty weak so my mate offered a tenner if I could drink the lot in one session... I was going to accept, but in the end I bottled it. |
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