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I no longer drink, smoke or do drugs..
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I'm harder than Chinese algebra. I'm a tiny bit racist against yellow people.
If I'm boring you you're probably stupid.
Blandness is the only unforgivable sin.
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| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 94 | Total Joke Score: | 1,261 |
| Country: |
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Total Time Active: | 32 hours, 19 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 85 | Live Jokes: | 45 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 40 | Duplicate Jokes: | 8 |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 14.84 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 28.02 |
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The best of Wylis's 45 jokes (View All)
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I read last night that people are most attracted to those with whom they share facial and physical characteristics... No wonder the Chinese population is 1.2 Billion - it must be like one massive fucking orgy over there!!! |
 
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Top Tip for breast men: when shopping in the supermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route. |
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On BBC Radio 1 this morning, Fearne Cotton described her surname to Morgan Freeman as " Cotton, as in 'Cotton picking' " Morgan replied with "My name's Freeman. As in 'no longer picking cotton'." |
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BREAKING NEWS: Winter expected to be coldest. Call that journalism... I learned the seasons in primary school for fuck's sake! |
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| I'm getting sick of my gay lover's oversized bell-end... it is boring me shitless. |
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Joke by Wylis in Sex and shit - Anal (+ 2 more) - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
- Current Score: 49.2
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What is the French version of a Hero? Someone who is prepared to surrender, even in the face of almost certain victory! |
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I performed at Sickipedia Live! in Shoreditch last night. Girlfriend promised she'd be there to support me. In the end, she didn't come. Some things never change, eh? |
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You know what cracks me up? Eczema. Every fucking winter. |
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Joke submitted by Wylis, originally by Jack Frost which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 26.2
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I asked my girlfriend "do you have any pet names for your cunt?" She said "No. I just call you Wylis!" |
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| I'm shocked all these people keep threatening to tell the police about Liam... The poor Lad's dead, isn't that punishment enough? The police aren't going to posthumously put him in a young offenders now, are they? |
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