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| Contribution Points: | 78 | Total Joke Score: | 1,075 |
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Total Time Active: | 23 hours, 54 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 53 | Live Jokes: | 33 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 20 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 |
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I read last night that people are most attracted to those with whom they share facial and physical characteristics... No wonder the Chinese population is 1.2 Billion - it must be like one massive fucking orgy over there!!! |
 
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Joke by Wylis which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 344.6
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Top Tip for breast men: when shopping in the supermarket, miss out the first aisle so as to be going against the flow. Arse men should follow the usual route. |
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Joke by Wylis which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago
- Current Score: 301.2
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AndyKazam wrote: On BBC Radio 1 this morning, Fearne Cotton described her surname to Morgan Freeman as " Cotton, as in 'Cotton picking' " Carlsberg don't do radio presenters... ------------------------------------------------- Morgan replied with "My name's Freeman. As in 'no longer picking cotton'." |
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Joke by Wylis which requires categorising - Added: 1 month ago
- Current Score: 193.2
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BREAKING NEWS: Winter expected to be coldest. Call that journalism... I learned the seasons in primary school for fuck's sake! |
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Joke by Wylis in In The News - Snow (+ 1 more) - Added: 3 weeks ago
- Current Score: 74.4
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What is the French version of a Hero? Someone who is prepared to surrender, even in the face of almost certain victory! |
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Joke by Wylis which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 29.2
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I performed at Sickipedia Live! in Shoreditch last night. Girlfriend promised she'd be there to support me. In the end, she didn't come. Some things never change, eh? |
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Joke by Wylis which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 24.6
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You know what cracks me up? Eczema. Every fucking winter. |
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Joke submitted by Wylis, originally by Jack Frost which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 23.2
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I asked my girlfriend "do you have any pet names for your cunt?" She said "No. I just call you Wylis!" |
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Joke by Wylis which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 23.2
| I'm shocked all these people keep threatening to tell the police about Liam... The poor Lad's dead, isn't that punishment enough? The police aren't going to posthumously put him in a young offenders now, are they? |
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Joke by Wylis which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 20.2
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My wife was brought home by the police today, having just been fined by them. Gutted. Oh, wait, it isn't spelled fined... it's found. |
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