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| Went to see a child psychologist the other day.. Fucking useless he was only 7! |    |
Joke by YoukanDewitt, in Jokes with no home > Psychologist - Tagged psychologist , child - Current Score: 49 - Added: 1 year ago
| It has been rumoured that the pills found in Heath Ledgers room were sold to him by a dodgy geezer.. Apparently its not the first time he got fucked by a cowboy.. | |
Joke by YoukanDewitt, in Celebrity and news events > Heath Ledger - Tagged heath ledger , cowboy , dead - Current Score: 40 - Added: 10 months, 12 days ago
| I broke up with my girlfriend the other day cos she lied about her weight.. I say broke up.. she died in a bungee jumping accident! | |
Joke by YoukanDewitt, in Sex and shit > Fat - Tagged fat , girlfriend , jimmy carr - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year ago
| I was walking my dog by the canal the other day and he fell in. Some German guy ran up dived in and pulled him out... I said, "are you a vet?" He said, "no, I'm fucking soaking!" | |
Joke by YoukanDewitt, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged dog , german , vet - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do Paris Hilton and a Dyson have in common? Both created by millionaires and both keep sucking even when all holes are blocked! | |
Joke by YoukanDewitt, in Celebrity and news events > Paris Hilton - Tagged paris hilton , dyson , blow job - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year ago
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