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Now this is a story all about how my
Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of my house's Cellair

In west Austria born and raised
Fucking my daughter is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
and building incest dungeons underneath my pool
I took three kids out cuz they were all good
told my wife they were just children from the neighborhood.
I fucked just one of my daughters the police got scared
But they don't know the pin-code to my daughter's Cellair.

They called the partyvan and when it got near
The license plate said "AUSTRIA" and it had dice in the mirror
"you crazy" they said, "those ideas in your head are rare,"
I said, "cool homes, it's rape time, home, to Cellair!"

She crawled out the house after 7 offspring
And she yelled to the cops "Yo, I can't speak German!"
But I'm still pimping, I got three more lairs,
so come and party with me, in my second Cellair.
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Joke by Zappa88, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , dungeon , incest  - Current Score: 100 - Added: 6 months, 30 days ago

In order to meet the conditions for joining the Single European currency, all citizens of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland must be made aware that the phrase "Spending a penny" is not to be used after 31st December 2008


As of this date, the correct terminology will be: "Euronating"
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Joke by Zappa88, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged euro , eu , european union , europe  - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months, 9 days ago

Custurd spent 0.6ms doing 8 queries and -0.03s processing. She's 1.97% angry.
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