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| Irish guy goes on Mastermind: "Your chosen subject?" Magnus Magnusson asked. "Easter Rising of 1916, sir," replied Pat. "Time starts now ... How long did the Easter Rising last?" "Pass." "Who led the Easter Rising of 1916?" "Pass." "How many men were involved in the Easter Rising of 1916?" "Pass." Suddenly an Irish voice boomed from the studio audience: "That's right, Pat - don't tell the bastards anything!" |    |
Joke by Zig, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged easter , paddy , magnus magnusson - Current Score: 12 - Added: 5 months ago
| A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.'' | |
Joke by Zig, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged best man , grom , bride , kick , fingering , broken - Current Score: 1 - Added: 5 months ago
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