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| Heard about the Irish abortion clinic? There's a 12 month waiting list |    |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , abortion , clinic , waiting - Current Score: 115 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you call an Ethiopian family portrait? A barcode. | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , portrait , barcode - Current Score: 71 - Added: 1 year ago
| Paddy & Mick are walking down the road and Paddy's got a bag of doughnuts in his hand. Paddy says to Mick, "If you can guess how many doughnuts are in my bag, You can have them both" | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged doughnuts , irish - Current Score: 70 - Added: 11 months ago
| They've just put the bus fare up in Bradford to 50 rupees. | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged bus fare , bradford , rupees - Current Score: 43 - Added: 1 year ago
| What's Santa's grotto & Ian Huntley got in common? They both smell of Holly | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Celebrity and news events > Ian Huntley - Tagged holly , jessica , huntley , santa - Current Score: 26 - Added: 10 months ago
| Paddy & Mick go down to the local job centre, but theres a big sign on the door saying 'Interviews for deaf people only'. Never the less they decide to put on an act. Paddy walks into the office, and the interviewer says "shut the door". He does, and the man says to Paddy.."you're not deaf at all. get out". Anyway, Paddy comes out and tells Mick whatever you do don't shut the door. Mick goes into the office, and the interviewer says the same. "shut the door". Mick replies "No, shut it yourself" | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged paddy , mick , deafness , job centre - Current Score: 26 - Added: 5 months ago
| Heared about the Irish helicopter crash? The pilot got cold, so he turned the fan off | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , paddy - Current Score: 21 - Added: 10 months ago
| Paddy's wife gave birth to twins. He demanded to know who the other man was. | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , twins - Current Score: 20 - Added: 6 months ago
| An old bloke riding his bike gets knocked down by a bus. The paramedics did all they could, and were just about to pronounce him dead, when suddenly a blonde bird pulls down her knickers & sits on his face. 2 minutes later, the old man starts coughing, and comes back to life. "It's a miracle" said the paramedic The blonde replies.."all he needed was a quick blood transfusion" | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged old , bloke , bus , paramedic , blonde , blood - Current Score: 18 - Added: 8 months ago
| Why was the blonde dissapointed with her trip to London? Because she found out that Big Ben was a clock | |
Joke by a330_captain, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged blonde , london - Current Score: 12 - Added: 10 months ago
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