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| Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 employees and has the following statistics? 29 have been accused of spouse abuse 7 have been arrested for fraud 19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 4 have been arrested on drug-related charges 8 have been arrested for shoplifting 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year Which organization is this? It's the 635 members of the House of Commons, the same group that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line. |    |
Joke by ach-med, in Celebrity and news events > Politics - Tagged uk , government , politics - Current Score: 187 - Added: 9 months, 27 days ago
| What's black, orange, and very pretty? A nigger on fire. | |
Joke by ach-med, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged niggers , death , fire - Current Score: 27 - Added: 10 months, 17 days ago
| Coffee isn't my cup of tea. | |
Joke by ach-med, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged coffee , tea , cup - Current Score: 1 - Added: 10 months, 18 days ago
| How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and give him a blowjob. | |
Joke by ach-med, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged blowjob , dog , humping - Current Score: 0 - Added: 10 months, 17 days ago
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