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| I first realised that i was going bald when it started taking longer and longer to wash my face... Harry Hill |    |
Joke by adzrules, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged harry , hill , harry hill , bald - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months ago
| Try saying: "Whale Oil Beef Hooked" With out sounding like an Irish man swearing. | |
Joke by adzrules, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged jack , dee , irish , jack dee - Current Score: 47 - Added: 6 months ago
| British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtray! I saw a charity appeal in the Guardian the other day, and it read "Little Zuki has to walk 13 miles a day just to fetch water". And I couldn't help thinking, she should move house... Viagra has instructions: "Keep away from children". What kind of man do you think I am? | |
Joke by adzrules, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged jimmy carr , viagra , children , man - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| I got my wife a bag and a belt for her birthday. She wasn't happy, but the Hoover works fine now | |
Joke by adzrules, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged birthday , women , cleaning - Current Score: 19 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Man: "Can I have some more sleeping pills for my wife please doc?" Doctor: "Why?" Man: "She's woken up..." | |
Joke by adzrules, in Jokes with no home > Wife - Tagged wife , sleep , woken , awake - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I think the anti-speeding advert should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day. | |
Joke by adzrules, in Celebrity and news events > Richard Hammond - Tagged frankie , boyle , richard , hammond , mock the week , frankie boyle - Current Score: 10 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| How many Nymphomaniacs does it take to change a light bulb? Fuck All | |
Joke by adzrules, in Jokes with no home > Lightbulb - Tagged nymphomaniac , fuck , all , sex , lightbulb - Current Score: -3 - Added: 3 weeks ago
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