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| Little Johnny is sitting in class, and the teacher says, 'Today children, we are going to learn multi-syllable words. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me! Miss Rogers. 'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job". |    |
Joke by ag, in Sex and shit > 2 Girls 1 Cup - Tagged class work , mathematics - Current Score: 173 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| An Essex Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator. The man says "Choose from our range on the wall." She says "I'll take the red one." The man replies "That's a fire extinguisher." | |
Joke by ag, in Religion and racism > Essex - Tagged essex , vibrator , fire extinguisher - Current Score: 133 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How does Santa know when he's at a Jewish house? There's a parking meter on the roof | |
Joke by ag, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , christmas , santa - Current Score: 64 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Did you ever hear about the boy who cried Wolf? He was masturbating over 'Gladiators' | |
Joke by ag, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged kirsty gallagher , gladiators , sky , sky one , dirty , penis - Current Score: 46 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why is Santa's sack so full? Because he only comes once a year! | |
Joke by ag, in Jokes with no home > Santa - Tagged santa , cum , scrotum , sack - Current Score: 36 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a form of self-defence, and judo is what bagels are made out of | |
Joke by ag, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , bagels , karate , judo - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| How was the Grand Canyon formed? A Scotsman lost a tenner down a rabbit hole | |
Joke by ag, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged grand canyon , scotsman - Current Score: 19 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Why does Stevie Wonder shake his head when he sings? Because he can't find the microphone | |
Joke by ag, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged blind - Current Score: 15 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| What does an Italian have when one arm is shorter than the other? A speech impediment | |
Joke by ag, in Religion and racism > Italians - Tagged italians , speech impediment - Current Score: 14 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
| Stevie Wonder is walking down the aisle of the supermarket, and he's swinging his cane about, knocking boxes off the shelves on the right, knocking boxes off the shelves on the left, knocking more boxes off the shelves on the right... ...and the store manager comes running up to see what's going on, carefully steps over all the boxes strewn everywhere, sees it's Stevie Wonder - so he says "Can I help you?". "No," says Stevie "I'm just looking". | |
Joke by ag, in Celebrity and news events > Stevie Wonder - Tagged stevie wonder - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
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