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albertgordon's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 62 Total Joke Score: 8,512
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 104 hours, 50 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 319 Live Jokes: 104
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 215 Duplicate Jokes: 32


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Like most people my age,

I'm 27 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in TV - Adverts - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 3474.2

I remember when I had my first ever boner...

Unfortunately, it was my uncle's and it was in my mouth. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Sex and shit - Blow Job - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 404.8

What do you call two black men on a videotape?

Evidence. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Racism - All Races - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 400

Just a quick message to all you scousers out there on the site;

Return the computer and turn yourself in. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Racism - Scouser - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 382.8

Hedgehogs: Why can't they share the hedge? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke submitted by albertgordon, originally by 'Dan antopolski'. which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 348.2

My parents were never the most supportive, often saying "Why can't you be more like your sister?"

I wouldn't have minded, but my sister died in childbirth. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Illness and mortality - Dwarf - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 338.2

Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing shop that said, "Shoot the family, hang the kids, frame the wife."

Don't photographers have a dark sense of humour? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 325

These jokes about Australia are spreading like wildfire. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Racism - Australian - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 256.4

Just saw Britain's Got talent, and that Chinese girl playing the violin. Her arm must be very tired.

And, after watching her, so is mine. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 232.2

I grew up in Glasgow in the 1970s.
If you want to know what Glasgow was like in the 1970s, go there now. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albertgordon in Racism - French - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 212.2

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