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albinobob123's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 21 Total Joke Score: 14,118
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 44 hours, 44 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 213 Live Jokes: 103
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 110 Duplicate Jokes: 15


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Joke by albinobob123 in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 3944.2

I love Sickipedia because its the one place I can be totally honest about my utter disgust for all blacks, the hundreds of women I've raped, and how I love nothing more than to have sex with my five-year-old daughter at the end of a rough day, and people will even vote it up because they think I'm joking! I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Other - Sickipedia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 445.8

My girlfriend dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist.

Right when I needed her the most! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 386.8

I've just bought this Austrian girl's diary off ebay. It's not very interesting, it just says:

Monday: Stayed in
Tuesday: Stayed in
Wednesday: Stayed in... 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Racism - Austrian - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 383

I found out today that there are over 1 billion Chinese people in the world...

...but if there are so many, how come I've only ever seen one? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Racism - Chinese - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 376

My life ambition is to have a threesome.

I haven't achieved it yet although I did have sex with a pregnant woman...

...does that count? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Sex and shit - Threesomes - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 361.8

My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. He said,
"Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist."
"Dad," I said, "I have condoms."
And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Sex and shit - Condom - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 313.4

It looks like karma exists; Jade Goody got cancer for making racist comments on TV.

It makes you wonder what's going to happen to us sick bastards? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 311.8

My dog kept getting up in the middle of the night and setting the house alarm off. My wife told me to disable it, so I broke its legs with a golf club. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Other - Animals - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago - Current Score: 305.4

I got a call at work today from the hospital. They said my wife had been admitted and she may have to be kept in overnight.

I was very worried; who would cook the dinner? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by albinobob123 in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 283.4

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