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| You know you're on Sickipedia too much when you start learning the news from the jokes. |    |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , jokes , news - Current Score: 552 - Added: 2 days ago
| I found out today that there are over 1 billion Chinese people in the world... ...but if there are so many, how come I've only ever seen one? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Chinese - Tagged china , chinese , identical , world , billion , chink - Current Score: 258 - Added: 2 months ago
| My girlfriend dumped me last week just after I broke my wrist. Right when I needed her the most! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Wanking - Tagged dump , wife , girlfriend , dumped , broke , broken , wrist , wank , wanker - Current Score: 239 - Added: 2 months ago
| My dad first talked to me about sex when I was going to college. He said, "Son, in college you're going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you some things from the chemist." "Dad," I said, "I have condoms." And he said, "you won't need condoms, I got you some anti-depressants." | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Condom - Tagged dad , college , anti-depressants - Current Score: 228 - Added: 1 month ago
| I've just bought this Austrian girl's diary off ebay. It's not very interesting, it just says: Monday: Stayed in Tuesday: Stayed in Wednesday: Stayed in. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Celebrity and news events > Austrian - Tagged austrian , house , albinobob - Current Score: 215 - Added: 3 months, 29 days ago
| Why waste money on flowers trying to increase your odds of getting a shag, when you can just buy a gun and guarantee it? | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged rape , shag , sex , flowers , gun - Current Score: 203 - Added: 1 month ago
| I heard on the news today that flat chested women have a 50% higher suicide rate than women with naturally big boobs. This isn't a joke I just wanted to share the great news! | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged news , suicide , flat , boobs , albinobob - Current Score: 183 - Added: 2 months ago
| What's the difference between the army and a vagina? Discharge is a good thing from the army. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Sex and shit > Vagina - Tagged army , discharge , vagina , albinobob - Current Score: 183 - Added: 2 months ago
| I was at my nan's house and she doesn't like swearing. I said, "crap" and she told me to put 20p in the swear jar. "I only have a pound," I told her, but she had no change. I threw in the pound anyway and said, "shit, you fucking bitch, take it all you thieving cunt." | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged swearing , nan , albinobob - Current Score: 177 - Added: 2 months ago
| America the home of the brave?! That must be compared to France. | |
Joke by albinobob123, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged america , brave , france , albinobob - Current Score: 168 - Added: 2 months ago
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