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| What's the definition of optimism? An Investment Banker ironing five shirts on a Sunday evening. |    |
Joke by ams, in Celebrity and news events > Credit Crunch - Tagged banker , bank , bankrupt , credit crunch , london - Current Score: 48 - Added: 2 months ago
| A blonde went into a World Wide Message Centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost £300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow. "Hmmm...Anything?" he asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. "Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper". She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said. She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused. The man closed his eyes, smiled and whispered "Well............ go ahead". The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, tentatively said........... "Hello. Mum...can you hear me?" | |
Joke by ams, in Jokes with no home > Blonde - Tagged blonde , blow job , blondes , thick , stupid , mum - Current Score: 20 - Added: 2 months ago
| A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London. I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year". | |
Joke by ams, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged wife , prostitue , whore , marraige , marrage , married , sex , money , suitcase - Current Score: 6 - Added: 2 months ago
| Whats the difference between Gary Glitter and Colin Mcrae? Only one kid went down on Mcrae's chopper! | |
Joke by ams, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary glitter , colin mcrae , chopper , pedophile , pedo , crash , death - Current Score: 0 - Added: 2 months ago
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