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You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony192, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged bush , dick , colon , tiger wood , america  - Current Score: 186 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago

Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex and men need to have sex to feel loved, so the basic act of continuing the species requires a lie from one of you.
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Joke by anthony192, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged love , sex , women  - Current Score: 52 - Added: 7 months, 29 days ago

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave."

I had the car out in thirty seconds.
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Joke by anthony192, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged wife , car , death  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago

British scientists have demonstrated that cigarettes can harm your children. Fair enough. Use an ashtrayI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by anthony192, in Illness and mortality > Children - Tagged smoking , children , abuse  - Current Score: 42 - Added: 8 months, 8 days ago

Custurd spent 0.06ms doing 10 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 3.79% angry.
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