Posted 12 jokes so far, 7 or 8 of which are originals I thought up, others I have heard elsewhere, although they arn't cut and pasted.
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| Political correctness gone mad! I'm advertising for a new job at my company and so in the advert I politely put "Muslims and Jews need not apply." Muslims are generally cool about it, Jews don't care - it's just those fuckers from the council who are round straight away threatening me with a court summons for active racial discimination. Stupid, dopey bastards. I'm a pork butcher, for fuck's sake. |    |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , muslim , jew , jews , pork butcher , political correctness , council , humourous true story - Current Score: 283 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| I find it incredibly annoying and frustrating when people refer to the London Suicide bombers , the lot that blew themselves up on the 7th of July, as "Four Pakis." Lets get this right, please. Part of the process of healing is understanding, and admitting that this is a problem that affects us all. Prejudice is a two-way street. They were NOT "Four Fucking Pakis," to describe them as such is offensive and incorrect. They were three pakis and a nigger. Thank You. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakis , paki , muslim , nigger , 7-7 , london , terrorism , terrorist - Current Score: 214 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
| I find it shocking that so many African leaders are openly criticising Western governments, especially Britain, for their role in the slave trade. Fucking hypocrites. Who sold the slaves to the whites in the first place? | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged black , african , africa , africans , nigger , niggers , slave , role , slaves , whites , slave trade , britain - Current Score: 165 - Added: 3 months ago
| I was thinking, the human brain is such an amazing thing. But then it occurred to me - what's telling me that? Fucking showoff. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Illness and mortality > brain - Tagged clever , brain , oddball , thinking , arrogance , mental , fucking , showoff , emo phillips - Current Score: 139 - Added: 3 months, 24 days ago
| Have you ever noticed that, whenever you sail to France on the ferry, the safety announcement is always much longer in French than it is in English? Is it just me who wonders what they aren't telling us? | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged ferry , english , french - Current Score: 121 - Added: 3 months ago
| Controversy has struck the Islamic world- The legendary "Missing First Page" of the Koran has been found. It reads (after translation) "This book is dedicated to my loving wife Candy - All characters and events in this book are fictional, and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely co-incidental. Some of the actions and events in this book may be dangerous, please do not try them at home." | |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged muslim , islam , koran , fiction , first page , inspired by red dwarf , better than life - Current Score: 68 - Added: 2 months ago
| I love the way Americans talk about their "forefathers." I bet that is just because they don't know how to spell "ancestors" | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged spelling , american , america , usa - Current Score: 66 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm bisexual. When I want sex, I buy it. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Sex and shit > bisexual - Tagged sex , buy , bisexual , prostitue , money , queer - Current Score: 41 - Added: 3 months ago
| According to reports on the BBC (and in the Daily Star) today many new migrants and asylum seekers are objecting to the large number of dogs, especially fighting dogs, owned by members of the British public. Many of these migrants are from countries where dogs are considered pests, not pets, and a they find them dangerous and intimidating. I must admit, I generally agree. I think we should get rid of the lot of them; they are smelly, eat any old rubbish and shit everywhere, they are dirty, of little practical use, can be loud and irritaing and simply get in the way when you are going about your business in town centres. Oh - and they also complain about our dogs. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Religion and racism > Assylum Seekers - Tagged dogs , migrants , paki , pakis , nigger , niggers , staffordshire bull terrier , shit , bbc , daily star , topical humour - Current Score: 40 - Added: 2 months, 29 days ago
| John Lennon sang "All you need is love, love, love is all you need." Wonderful sentiment, but I can't help feeling that he was rather naive. Had he the chance to re-write it I'm sure he would have added that at times a bullet proof vest is also essential. | |
Joke by anthony4, in Celebrity and news events > John Lennon - Tagged beatles , dead , shot , john lennon , all you need is love , original joke - Current Score: 31 - Added: 3 months, 25 days ago
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